Archive for July, 2009

BREAKING NEWS: Triangle Found With Four Sides

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

Today, July 29th 2009, researchers in Hamburg, Germany have announced the discovery of a four sided triangle, named a “Borange”. The Triangle itself was discovered accidentally by Doctor Harvey Lee who was trying to break down the nuclei of an aluminium isosceles cut-out, removing the second proton of atom. The intended outcome was supposed to produce a liquid form of the metal, but to Dr. Lee’s surprise, the process just warped the aluminium’s shape into a four sided triangle.

Researcher’s at Cambridge University, England backed up the discovery and issued the following mock-up of the shape. Unfortunately, until the science council approves such a discovery, a photograph of the image cannot be released.

A Borange

A Borange

Personally, I believe that this discovery could revolutionize the world. In regards to this, I give you this reaction shot (at no added cost):

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Hamster vs Gladiators

Sunday, July 26th, 2009

If only there really were hamsters in Gladiators. This makes me really wonder. I think we should bring back Gladiators with giant hamsters, no?

Clayground 2009 – Dental Insurance

Thursday, July 16th, 2009


Finally —after a full-on year—, I’ve released a new short! Hooray! Only a short one, but it’s something, isn’t it? Anyway, if you haven’t seen the big “NEW SHORT” banner on every single page (other than this one), here you go. Enjoy!

Public Service Announcements FROM THE FUTURE!

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009


The best Public Service Announcements I’ve ever seen. Definitely bear these tips in mind as we move forward in society.

My Weekly Goal

Sunday, July 12th, 2009

Ok, it’s time to acheive my weekly goal. What is my weekly goal, you’re probably not asking? My weekly goal is to publish at least one blog post in between my automated “Tweets Of The Week” articles – it’s like trying to beat a CPU in a computer game.
Sadly, I often find it difficult to write a full-length post in the space of seven days – I often forget or don’t have the motivation.
So today I’m keeping it short. I was wondering if anyone else had a weekly goal? I remember, at a time, I used to try and make one short a week, but evidently, if I don’t have time to write a measly blog, I won’t have time to make an animation.
Speaking of which, it’s been almost exactly one year and five days since I released my last one, which makes me really feel like I need to make a new one.
So I am. A couple of days ago, I decided to start a new one and I have to say, I really do miss making animations. My new short will be called “Clayground – Dental Insurance” and will be released next week. It isn’t long but it’s the start of 2009’s continuation of the series and I hope that the remainder of this year will make up for last year’s limited amount of episodes.
Anyway, I’ll stop rambling and continue about my daily hobblings.