BREAKING NEWS: Triangle Found With Four Sides

by BlakTornado, July 29, 2009

Today, July 29th 2009, researchers in Hamburg, Germany have announced the discovery of a four sided triangle, named a “Borange”. The Triangle itself was discovered accidentally by Doctor Harvey Lee who was trying to break down the nuclei of an aluminium isosceles cut-out, removing the second proton of atom. The intended outcome was supposed to produce a liquid form of the metal, but to Dr. Lee’s surprise, the process just warped the aluminium’s shape into a four sided triangle.

Researcher’s at Cambridge University, England backed up the discovery and issued the following mock-up of the shape. Unfortunately, until the science council approves such a discovery, a photograph of the image cannot be released.