It's Officially Too Hot

July 3, 2009

It’s officially too hot. How do I know? Well, through my personal account of the situation, as well as my perception of everyone else’s situations too, it is too hot for life to go by without mentioning the heat… That and that the temperature of the world has risen by too much and it’s taking it’s toll on me, rendering me a sweaty blob, clinging onto a fan as if it were the literal equivalent of crack a life support machine.

So how can I make the sun go away? Well, I’m hoping that the numerous Michael Jackson impressionists that have recently come out of the closet are going to do “Thriller” wrong and accidentally summon rain. Until then, I think I, like most others, will open my window, put the fan on a higher setting and guzzle down whatever liquid is in my fridge. Here’s hoping that the “nice” weather goes away soon.

Posted at 4:55 pm by BlakTornado | Tweet this | Share on Facebook

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